I, putin, under the watchful bear of Vladimir Putin, plan to enact the following policy in my first 666 in office. I will comunism, and I promise, I will also work with Russia to ensure mutual cooperation of Gulag. It is also, with red honour, that I putin, will COMUNISM!
To my rival in this race, Gopnik, I want to say you have been a really powerful person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but Comunism in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been free throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember sickle and hammer!
work harder comrades!